50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR FIRST LOVE

Nevertheless I have this against you, that you have left your first love..." (Revelation 2:4)


Those of you old enough to recall it might remember the Paul Simon song, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. In it, an adulterer contemplates a long list of ways in which one affair can be terminated - presumably with the goal of concentrating on a different one.


Like that song, living an Orthodox Christian life presents a plethora of ways to leave our first love: to leave Christ and His Church, whether we are planning to do so or not. Usually, most people do not set out to leave their faith - yet of those who join the Orthodox Church in adulthood, a full 50% fall away, sometimes through complete apostasy, but more usually through "Sundays-only Christianity", or the accompanying dying in the heart of the love of God.


Unlike the song, there are signs - lots and lots of them. Over the years, many priests have accumulated a list (either mental or written) of the habits which inevitably lead people to falling away from the Church. Usually, priests can see it coming, and can only pray for a person who is setting themselves up for departure. Such a person is rarely open to advice or admonition, since they do not see a problem, or if they do see it, they lack the will to do anything about it.


At the heart of the matter, we find that the "50 Ways to Leave Your First Love" are entirely a matter of the personal will. Just how much is a person willing to force him or herself, in the face of lack of motivation, a bad attitude, or many distractions? More importantly, in the early stages when only a few of the "50 Ways" begin to appear, will an individual take the steps to act before the first few Ways grow into a grocery list of many more Ways, which inevitably engulf the human soul, carrying it almost imperceptibly away from God?


Here then is the full list, in no particular order, of the 50 ways to Leave Your First Love - Jesus Christ and His Holy Orthodox Church. If a few of them sound familiar, take note, and work on them. There is much profit in putting forward a consistent effort, every day, with which God will provide His grace and help, which will certainly bring success.


If more than a few sound familiar, however, do not underestimate the seriousness of the situation. These are the very habits that have accumulated for thousands of people, and which have stolen previously faithful, observant, active Orthodox Christians far away from Christ and His Church, leaving them with a hollow shell of a faith with which to face the impossible challenges of life, alone and without God.


If you do recognize these characteristics in yourself, do not despair: claim the ones that apply as your own crosses, and know that God can heal everything - and will in fact use everything for your salvation.


As an old wood shop teacher of mine used to say, we must learn from the mistakes of others: if we wait to make them ourselves, they might be permanent, and lethal.


- FrG+


The 50 Ways to Leave Your First Love


PRAYER & ASCETICISM


1. Daily prayer is fit in, when it can be done. Maybe. (At least, it used to be.)


2. Don't bless the food each time you eat.


3. Your icons are dusty (from disuse).


4. Your prayer books are dusty (from disuse).


5. Be aware of your declining observance of the fasts - but do nothing to stem the slide.


6. Give your kids an example of prayer and fasting which will not really prepare them to do anything as adults - or even now.


7. Don't pray about your actual problems, like family who are sick, conflicts in your marriage, or problems your kids are having. Keep your faith distant and abstract. Soon, you will crave "reality", and the devil will be able to lead you to it - outside the Church.


HOLY MYSTERIES


8. Do not confess monthly... or quarterly... or even annually.


9. Do not attend Liturgy every Sunday, for various reasons.


10. Arrive late and leave early from services as a regular rule.


11. Generally, believe that making the effort to simply attend Sunday Liturgy is enough.


12. Stay away from Holy Confession. Imagine the priest has never heard any real sins before, or he won't "like" you if you confess.


13. Stay away from Holy Communion. This can be done by making excuses about not being able to fast, or pray, or be "holy enough to receive". Whatever you do, do not discuss the matter with the priest: asking questions might dispel the foolish ideas, and lead to a return to receiving the Holy Mysteries.


14. Convince yourself you can lead a successful spiritual life without dealing with your addictions, bad temper, and issues from childhood. Eventually, hypocrisy will make Orthodox Christian life unbearable for you, and you'll flee from the Church.


15. Jump from one confessor to another, either to avoid embarrassment, or to arrange for the lightest possible spiritual consequences from a priest who does not know the whole story about your life.


VIRTUES


16. When making financial or education plans for the future of yourself or your family, faith does not enter into the equation (or if it does, it seems to give exactly the same answers as everyone else in my life).


17. In general, do not read or listen to any Orthodox spiritual material in a given day.


18. When planning trips, don't let it enter your mind whether you will be near an Orthodox parish on Sundays or feast days.


19. Do not let it be relevant to travel plans whether you travel on a Sunday or a feast day, and thus have to miss holy services.


20. When you travel, don't worry about keeping the fast on an airplane or in a train station (despite the fact that the Muslims and Jews sitting beside you seem to do so just fine).


21. Don't connect real life problems - like addictions, marital problems, sexuality, or raising kids - to life in the Church. If the two areas of your life get too close, they might come into contact.


OTHER PEOPLE


22. Make little distinction or priority between socializing with faithful Christians, or surrounding yourself with anyone you find entertaining.


23. Stay isolated from your family.


24. Have little or no contact with godchildren or godparents, as far as it is up to you.


25. Have no social or personal relationship with people at your parish, or people in the Church in general.


26. Have relationships that interfere with church attendance and/or daily prayers.


27. Maintain relationships - or better still, plan holidays, business partnerships, or a marriage - with a person whose influence undermines the practice of your faith.


28. Remain angry with some people at your parish, and avoid them.


29. Don't go to Orthodox events or retreats, either because you don't think you learn anything new, or because you don't like the people.


30. Watch other people. Keep track of their whereabouts, their attendance, their clothing, how often they commune and confess. God might ask.


YOUR PARISH


31. Donate money to the Church, if you happen to think of it - but certainly, do not tithe.


32. Contribute no time to work at your parish (since everything is surely done by the priest and the caretaker).


33. Stay in a situation where you must drive an hour or more to church.


34. Enjoy the idea of regularly visiting other parishes, just for a "change", since you know other people are there to take care of things at you "home" parish.


35. In general, be too tired to go to church.


36. Retain a feeling of guilt about something you have/haven't done, and stay away from your parish in order to avoid talking about it.


37. Avoid confrontations with your parish priest, but still remain upset with him about things you have never expressed out loud.


38. Make avoiding "offending the family" your excuse for not attending Vespers, or even Sunday Liturgy (it's the perfect excuse, since it makes you seem like a good Christian, while allowing the devil to keep you away from the holy services).


39. Correct others in church. Yell, fix their posture, criticize their children, shush their insufferable singing. This will help their humility (if not yours).


40. Make church singing a concert - and if anyone ruins it with their lousy or untrained voice, get mad. The madder you are, the less likely the situation will happen again.


LIFESTYLE


41. Choose to take a job in a place where there is no Orthodox parish nearby.


42. Have sporting events on Sundays and feast days that keep you from attending church services.


43. As a rule, work on Sundays and/or feast days, and don't try repeatedly to arrange things differently because of worry about what people might say or do. (And don't ask the priest to write a letter asking your employer to accommodate you - that's for religious fanatics).


44. Have hobbies that interfere with church attendance.


45. Don't feel you need ongoing catechism or spiritual education - you've learned it already.


46. If your club or your ethnic tribe does something that comes into conflict with the doctrines of the Church, always defend your tribe. Better still, get angry at the Church, and seek some "brand" of "Christianity" that puts your tribe first.


47. Keep moving from one residence to another (ideally, a "better" one). Never putting down roots in a place or a parish will ensure you never have to spiritually mature.


48. Regularly ask why someone else doesn't solve the problems at your church, school, work, or home. This state of mind will keep you infantile, and ensure you will be unable to bear the challenges of the Christian life.


49. When something about the Church - practice, belief, moral life, etc. - offends or contradicts something you believe or do, become deeply offended, and demand that the Church (or the priest) apologize, and take away your hurt feelings.


50. Whatever happens, remember: the Holy Tradition that is the experience of all the holy people of the Orthodox Church over two thousand years can't hold a candle to what you do, what you feel, and what you want. If the Church insists otherwise, it's just a matter of time before you will have to part ways.


And of course, that's just how the devil planned it all along